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JOKE TIME SUDOKU

Arguing with an engineer is like trying to teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time, and annoys the pig.
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were
discussing their work. The first said, “I think accountants are the
easiest to operate on. You open them up and
everything inside is numbered.”
The second said, “I think librarians are the easiest to
operate on. You open them up and everything inside is
inalphabetical order.”
The third said, “I like to operate on electricians.
You open them up and everything inside is color-coded.”
The fourth one said, “I like to operate on lawyers. They’re
heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their butts
are interchangeable.”
Fifth surgeon said, “I like Engineers...they always understand
when you have a few parts left over at the end...”

ENGINEERING CROSSWORD

Down

1. Well-known European brand of PLC
equipment and instrumentation
2. Large international pump manufacturer
headquartered in Denmark
3. Measurement of hot or cold
4. Chemical that causes suspended
particles to aggregate
5. Common metal used in outdoor
switchboard enclosures
8. Measure of electrical 'pressure'
10. Type of level sensor utilising sound
outside the upper limit of human hearing
15. Copper high-current conductor
19. Data acquisition and control system

Across

6. Ubiquitous networking technology, used
by PC's and almost all PLC's
7. Continuously variable control signal
9. Standard communications protocol
originally published by Modicon/Schneider
11. Vertical distance a pump can carry liquid
12. Common chemical used as adisinfectant
13. Main switch
14. Spectrum of light used for disinfection
16. Magnetic flow meter
17. Physical force exerted on the inside of a
pipe
18. Flashing alarm beacon
20. Mechanical device used to control flow CONTACT US
21. The 'out' side of a pump
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