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Fruit & Veg Box Winners!

It just goes to show that it can be worth entering the
crossword prize draw available in this magazine each month.
The June winner, Kathleen Sinclair, is shown here being presented with a lovely box of fl owers,
fruit and vegetables by Roger Oates on behalf of the North Bournemouth Allotment Society who
very kindly donated the prize.

Bournemouth Electric Bowls Club

Short Mat returns in October
Each Wednesday from 1:00pm.
All welcome.

For more information contact:

Keith: 07593 559103
Ron: 01202 252291

www.hugofox.com/community/bournemouth-electric-bowls-club-8744

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said,
“DAMN! That’s the ugliest baby I’ve EVER seen!”
Not knowing what to say, the woman slammed her fare onto the
coin tray and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
She sat there for a few stops getting really worked up. The man
seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her
what was wrong. “The bus driver insulted me!” she fumed.
The man sympathised and said, “He’s a public servant and he
shouldn’t say things to insult the passengers.”
“You’re right!” she said. “I am going to go back up there and
give him a piece of my mind.” “That’s a real good idea,” the man
said.“Here, let me hold your monkey!”
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