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SAM CLUB DAY ‘16

Awards

· The Don Juan Award to PA '2k11 for his first-of-their-kind photographs in Goa with ladies of various
na onali es, and, alleged one-sided-as-the-Mobius-Strip roman c rela onships ex-Gymkhana.
There have been no replies to his le ers to Milan, Cornwall or Mumbai.

· The Mr. Moustache Award to AKM '2k11 for the various forms his moustache and beard take all
around the year. Seniors appreciate him, batchmates emulate him, and well, juniors just wait for their
facial hair to grow like his. He finds a place in our photograph sec on.

· The Wanderers Award collec vely goes to A, SKM, PBK and M '2k12 for their reless travelling all
about the country during the technical tour. Their enthusias c sojourns gathered expressions of awe
from everyone.

· The Hand of God Award to RN '2k12 for his great skills at Basketball and Badminton. Also for, as
someone wi ly remarked, his vast-ly good fortune.

· The Black Hole Award collec vely goes to GG, SK and VR '2K13 for their consistent efforts towards
stuffing their stomachs throughout the year with as many ghee chapa s as they can, with no visible
sign of them gaining weight.

· The Bhumika Award to AP '2K13 for his excellent skills in developing a pla orm before he speaks out
the main point. This trait is used well in convincing teachers for a day off.

· The World Bank Award to DKM '2k14 for his generous loans day in and day out to anyone in need or
emergency, or anyway.

· The Constant Cri c Award to PV '2k14 for being one of the people hardest to please, be it your voice,
dressing sense or even your accent.

· The Angry Young Man Award to SK '2k14 whose general character matches that of Mr. Bachchan (the
senior one) of yesteryear's cinema. SK can bubble up any moment.

· The I've Adapted Award to OA '2k14 for saving food by just taking a single meal in a day and if one
asks Mr. Beanstalk here how he survives, his standard reply is “I've adapted”.

· The Silence of the Lambs Award to HT '2k14 for ba ling throughout the year with his perennial
problem of mouth blisters forcing him to develop a sign language to communicate as he could not
speak.

· The Complan Boy Award to AT '2k15 for being able to portray the image similar to that of the perfect
boy shown in those Complan adver sements, and whole heartedly doing all work assigned to him,
nodding his head to every statement made to him.

· The Happydent Award to DK '2k15 as he can be seen flaun ng his pearly whites in every condi on,
no ma er if it's on the sports field or just while roaming around.

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