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What’s a non-lame
V-Day gift? My part-
ner and I are way My husband and I fell
past the lingerie and
asleep after sex with
chocolate days....
his penis still in my
TBH, the fact that you vagina (not kidding).
still want to acknowl- Should we be worried
edge this holiday the about anything?
way Cupid intended
Hey, it happens to the
is sweet enough. Per-
most tired of us. Or
sonally, I think a card
maybe you had some
is plenty (and plenty
*really* intense sex
effective). But if Val-
that knocked you
entine’s Day is sacred
both out (brava!).
in your relationship—
Regardless, if he was
and exchanging gifts
wearing a condom
is kind of nonnego-
as birth control and
tiable—try this smart
you don’t want to get
suggestion: “Stalk
pregnant, get thee a
your partner’s favorite
morning-after pill stat.
celeb’s social media
Then, if you’re worried
platforms,” says
about an infection,
sex educator Shan
watch for a change
Boodram, author of
in discharge or an
The Game of Desire.
odor, which could
“You’ll probably get
suggest your vagina’s
tons of ideas, and
pH levels were thrown
you can then note
off by his sleeping
that your gift is one of
peen, says Mary Jane
their idol’s picks.” So
Minkin, MD, clinical
if boo is a huge fan professor of obstetrics
F O R T H O S E T I M E S W H E N of The Rock, you can
and gynecology
scope The Rock’s feed
Y O U ’ R E L I K E , “ I L O V E Y O U , for the sneakers he’s at Yale School of
Medicine. A UTI is
been wearing. Or if
but you’re bae can’t get enough also a slight possibil-
ity, but TBH, you’re
of Reese Witherspoon,
grab the latest book probably just fine.
annoying...” she posted about. Or B R E N N A N FROM LEFT: EL M AR KROP/THE LICENSING PROJECT; PHILIP FRIEDM AN; LEANDRO CRESPI/STOCKSY.

maybe they have a
thing for the Biebs...
well, that’s when F A Y E
gifting underwear
Coupledom can be hard!
becomes cool again.

B y F A Y E B R E N N A N
Sex & Relationships
Director
Email your sex
questions to
SexQandA@
Cosmopolitan.com.

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