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Wheel of torture



                                       Looking for something new
                                       in the pain department? How
                                       about the latest “Fiery Furnace”
                                       wheel of torture? Most wheel                       French
                                       operators were satisfied with
                                       breaking their victim’s arms                       guillotine
                                       and legs by striking them with
                                       a hammer as the body revolved
                                       around. But our new model has                      Introducing the latest idea
                                       the novelty add-on feature of
                                                                                          in execution, from our Parisian
                                       roasting the prisoner as he turns.                 friends in France. The inventor,
                                       Special offer: starter package of                  Dr. Guillotin, claims that the French
                                       charcoal included.
                                                                                          guillotine is much more humane
                                                                                          than previous methods and will
                                                                                          revolutionize public executions.
                                                                                          A steel blade is raised on a rope
                                                                                          and allowed to drop on the victim’s
                                                                                          neck, severing it from the body.
                                   Dunked!                                                We are unable to confirm reports
                                                                                          that some heads have been seen
                                                                                          blinking or speaking seconds after
                                   Crabby old crones in village after                     being cut off.
                                   village have been punished time
                                   and time again throughout history
                                   on suspicion of witchcraft. This
                                   tried-and-tested method will settle
                                   any doubts for good—sit the said
                                   person in the ducking stool, lower
                                   it into a river or pond, and hold
                                   her under the water for several
                                   minutes. If she drowns, you’ll
                                   know for sure that she wasn’t
                                   a witch.

                                                                                 BRAZEN BULL




                                  SCREWED UP


                                                 Naughty suck-a-thumbs
                                                 will never suck their
                                                 thumbs again if you
                                                 order one of our wide
                                                 range of thumbscrews.
                                                 These handy devices
                                                 do just what it
                                                 says on the label.
                                                 Ex-screw-ciating pain
                                                 as the screw is turned,      Specially designed for those among
                                                 crushing the thumbs          you with classical tastes, we are delighted
                                                                              to present this well-crafted and artistic
                                                 between the plates,
                                                 is guaranteed. Just as       reproduction of an ancient Greek torture
                                                   effective on fingers       device. The victim is locked inside a hollow
                                                   and toes.                  brass or bronze (brazen) bull, before a fire
                                                                              is lit underneath. The unlucky unfortunate
                                                                              is then roasted to death.





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