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Nathan, 3

A family friend asked my son how old
he was. My son looked at him very seriously
and said, “Well, I’m 3 years old, but
when I go to Disneyland, I’m 2.”
Ivan, 4
Marina Ferre; Reseda, CA
My son woke
me up one

morning and
said, “Mommy,
I have some
good news
and some bad
news. I peed
in my bed,
but it dried!”

Michelle Holt Townes, 9
Phoenix, AZ Kasim, 3
My son asked
At a barbecue, my what his cousins’ Mariah, 4
son exclaimed, nationalities
“My burger were, and his I was teaching
has so many grandmother my daughter her
sprinkles!” told him body parts and
I turned around they were started telling PARENTS (ISSN 1083-6373); December 2019, Vol. 94, No. 12, is published monthly by Meredith Corporation, 1716 Locust Street, Des Moines, IA 50309-3023. Periodicals postage paid at Des Moines, IA, and at additional mailing offices. Subscription prices, $15.98 per year in the U.S.; $27.00 (U.S. dollars) in Canada; $49.00 (U.S. dollars) overseas. POSTMASTER: Send all UAA to CFS. (See DMM 507.1.5.2); NON-POSTAL AND MILITARY FACILITIES: Send address corrections to Pa
to see that he Scandinavian her about her

was referring and Irish. foot. I asked her
to all the sesame He responded, where her heels
Olivia, 8 seeds on his “Oh, I thought were, and she
burger bun. they were replied, “In the
I jokingly said, vegetarian!” closet.”
Marvi Rind
“Children are Aldie, VA Suzette
never mad at Cristine Wurm McCray-Washington
Minneapolis, MN
their moms.” Myrtle Beach, SC
Olivia quickly
replied, “No,
they’re just
disappointed.”

Heather Warlan
San Diego, CA

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