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t’s 4pm on a
                      Saturday afternoon.
                      Clouds of weed
                      surround me, the
                      smoke catching
                      in my throat.
                      I’ve already been
                      standing for an
                      hour and I have
                      around three more
                      hours of waiting
                      ahead of me. It
                      could be longer
                      t. I don’t dare ask.

             By 7pm, as the sky turns
             pink,descending into night,
             everyone around me has
             fallen silent. We are united
             by one mission – the door
             in front of us. The silence
             is punctuated by a woman
             with an afro bob and
                                                    Bouncer
             purple lipstick ordering             Saskia has
             those closest to her to             “no” tat tooed
             keep smiling or they’ll be           on her palm
             rejected. I am afraid that
             when we eventually get
             close to her, she will simply    Germany. It also set off         to the city, and locals wanted   Berghain, Sven Marquardt,
             look us up and down and          a chain of events that led       to keep the atmosphere           the man to impress (it’s
             say“no”That all this waiting     to Berlin becoming the           created sacred. Berlin’s         rumoured Berghain once
                    .
             is, ultimately, pointless.       clubbing capital of Europe:      nightclub door policies got      turned away Britney Spears
             I’m in the queue for one of      the end of the divide            so strict that they became       for wearing the wrong
             the world’s hardest-to-get-      between the East and the         almost as famous as the          shoes). Yet Berghain is just
             into clubs. This woman           West created a new sound         clubs themselves.                one of a network of clubs
             is the bouncer who decides       – and a new way to party                                          with strict door policies,
             which of us succeeds and         – that brought everyone                                           and although Marquardt
             who goes home.                   together. Week-long parties      “I began                         and his male colleagues are
                                              began to burgeon at full                                          the ones who dominate
             Party people                     speed. Clubbing became a         to lose all                      newspaper columns and

             Two months later, it’s 1am,      lifestyle, music a religion –    empathy. I                       documentaries, there’s a
             and I’m standing in front        and it garnered worldwide                                         group of women who wield
             of an iconic club, only this     attention. Once The Wall         started work                     just as much power. They’re
             time I’m wearing a bullet-       fell, several East German                                         super-secretive and their
             proof vest. The only way         businesses closed down,          pissed off”                      world is hard to penetrate
             for me to find out the           leading to soap factories                                         – it took over a month of
             answer to that much-             and power plants being                                            club-hopping, day and
             Googled question “how            revamped into illegal              Today, endless online          night, to get to know them.
             exactly do you get into          clubs. Over the years these      forums detail what to say,       Mostly I was shunned and
             Berlin’s superclubs?” was        forbidden parties gave way       what to wear and how to          told that journalists are not
             to guard the doors myself.       to venues with permits – but     act in order to get in. The      trusted until, with some
               When the Berlin Wall fell      many retained the grit that      bouncers have become             persistence, a few party
             in 1989 it marked a new          made them so special in the      celebrities, with head           promoters took me aside
             political beginning for          first place. Tourists flooded    doorman of the club              to whisper their names
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