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Camaro: 191+1000+314=1505

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/(Very smooth, but oK.so many) - It ’s All In The Style,

- '3. Jeremy Faison’s’rfavy’65 Ford

Falcon: 178+350+950=1478 '
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(Hif>ness — rese les Matchbox _ • J

car, but lacks spit

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Rancherot2l9+5 ■'697= * ■

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Wrangler: 146+306+1000= 1452 ‘ - \ WHEELS

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6 . -Daniels’ Toyota: l92+(-

l 630)+l 850=1412 , . V s ay, what is it? What strange, inde­

r V.W jiitlock’s F estival I £ > scribable urging compels som e

138+10+654=802 \ f a f f

v S.» Jeremy Garver’s gre^n ’65 m t men (rather ordinary men, who of­

Ford Galaxie: 209+50+5uu=/j /

(De«p bass rumble adds 1 ten have trouble rem em bering

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210+150+350=710 f \ J1 I f . grocery lists) to memorize the

10. April W hitm an’s goW /

Oldsrnobile Regency Ninety- / every curve and detail of their fa­

Eight: 227+10p> 10=337 (As long vorite cars? What do these same

aslts name, noted for behemoth

people mean when they say in

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hushed, awe-filled tones, "Look at

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inch V-8, with a four inch bore and

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a three-and-a-half-inch stroke, a

'tranny' with a 3.42:1 final drive

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Although it Scored low a preliminary score. They then

on the hipness;

added an arbitrary hipness score

beauty scales,

W h itlo ck ’s ’8< for the final tally. Some of the top

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