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FACULTY SPORTS

Seated, Left to Right: P. Mulhausen, D. Gardner, B. Second Row: F. Pratt, S. Malin, A. Smyth, D. Ransome,
Corona, C. Sipp, W . Whittier. M. Pezet, J. Crosby, J. Zeoli.

For the second straight year the In the annual faculty-boarder after, he received an anonymous
faculty played all comers and re­ softball game, behind Fireball Gard­ note telling him to report to the
tained their perfect record. In soft- ner’s pitching, the teachers coasted headmaster’s office. Wild Whit
ball, touch football, soccer and bas­ to victory. In the second annual Whittier was the faculty’s hatchet
ketball, faculty teams met and de­ faculty-alumni touch football game, man. So efficient was his work, so
feated the best and worst the stu­ the faculty steamroller battled to deadly was his aim, that the faculty
dent body had to offer. What they a 6-0 win. voted him winner of the J. Alfred
lacked in wind, they made up for The highlight of the season, how­ Brumble Award.
in luck, partial refereeing, and, ever, was that famous, or infamous The teachers culminated the year
occasionally, skill. Their hustle on match, pitting the faculty against with a startling sweep in the intra­
the field was matched only by the the best soccer team in MB history mural basketball tournament. Earl­
speed which they made for the (all four years of it). The over­ ier tilts gave them little challenge,
bench for a cigarette break. confident varsity, hindered by the but the 43-42 final match was a
calls of a biased referee (reputedly thriller. Murky Mulhausen led the
in cahoots with a certain French- faculty team to its victory over the
speaking member of the faculty), Lads, giving them the fictitious title
let "Shame Us” Malin slip through along with the fictitious trophy and
for a freak goal. Fearless Fred Pratt, the fictitious trip to the NCAA.
playing by hockey rules, was inno­ The faculty must be congratu­
cently blocking out varsity defend­ lated for their brilliant victories.
ers when the ball accidentally Their thanks go to all those ath­
bounced off this foot into the goal. letes who helped build up faculty
John Steere scored the lone varsity egos and let them believe that they
goal. Unfortunately, shortly there­ could win.