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Guardate\— in strolls A.  Pasinetti with camera and film rolls
    in  hand.  After  recovering  from  the  temporary  blindness  we

    have  experienced  (ah,  the  gold  chain!)  we  all praise Andrea
    for his photographic genius. All that’s left to be said is grazie,

    Andrea, mille graziel
           The color of Oscar’s metallic skin pales in comparison


   I  to Elbe  Cunningham’s  golden  locks.  The  shine,  the  finesse,
    the body,  Elbe truly  is  a golden  girl!  However,  beneath  that
    deceptively prim facade lies a layout monster—the Ellinator.

    Watch out, underclassmen! You place a picture incorrectly or

    forget to press shift while resizing an image and the Ellinator will be back!  Strobing in over an
 I  hour late every Saturday, often just in time for lunch, Elbe can be found discussing topics ranging

 St                                                                    from umans to ambergers, as she

 s.                                                                    sports  her  UGG  boots  (Seven
 IB                                                                   jeans tucked in of course) and a
                                                                       vintage  T-shirt.  Fashionable


 IB                                                                    tardiness and a great wardrobe
 llB                                                                   are typical  of a rising  star like
 iy                                                                    Elbe C. After all, beauty, brains,

 oc                                                                    fashion sense and the ability to
                                                                       lay  down  the  law,  what  more

 lir                                                                  can a yearbook staff want?

 ah                                                                       “Tuna  Tar-Tar!”  A  voice
 w
 lie                                                                  explodes from the comer of the

 ti:                                                                  computer lab, then the walls of
 lls                                                                  Trinity  School  echo  with
                                                                      deathly  silence.  It  is  eleven

    o’clock on Saturday morning, a chilly winter day, and even the most glamorous

    editors have forsaken beauty for comfort... but not Elbe Tarlow.  Rain or snow, she holds herself to
   jhe most rigorous standards of grace: a Liv Tyler with the smile of a young Renee Zellweger, Elbe

    is a true beacon  of stardom.  Her tme colors  shine through on the pages of the Bruner.  Sitting
    quietly, tucked away in the most remote quarters of the computer lab, Elbe appears to be a harm­

                                                       less  creature.  But,
                                                       upon  closer  inspec­

                                                       tion,  she  reveals

                                                       marvelous  energy;
                                                       from  under-classmen

                                                       to  seniors,  she  wows

                                                       us all.  Thank you, Tar.
                                                       Thank you.








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