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Guardate\— in strolls A. Pasinetti with camera and film rolls
in hand. After recovering from the temporary blindness we
have experienced (ah, the gold chain!) we all praise Andrea
for his photographic genius. All that’s left to be said is grazie,
Andrea, mille graziel
The color of Oscar’s metallic skin pales in comparison
I to Elbe Cunningham’s golden locks. The shine, the finesse,
the body, Elbe truly is a golden girl! However, beneath that
deceptively prim facade lies a layout monster—the Ellinator.
Watch out, underclassmen! You place a picture incorrectly or
forget to press shift while resizing an image and the Ellinator will be back! Strobing in over an
I hour late every Saturday, often just in time for lunch, Elbe can be found discussing topics ranging
St from umans to ambergers, as she
s. sports her UGG boots (Seven
IB jeans tucked in of course) and a
vintage T-shirt. Fashionable
IB tardiness and a great wardrobe
llB are typical of a rising star like
iy Elbe C. After all, beauty, brains,
oc fashion sense and the ability to
lay down the law, what more
lir can a yearbook staff want?
ah “Tuna Tar-Tar!” A voice
w
lie explodes from the comer of the
ti: computer lab, then the walls of
lls Trinity School echo with
deathly silence. It is eleven
o’clock on Saturday morning, a chilly winter day, and even the most glamorous
editors have forsaken beauty for comfort... but not Elbe Tarlow. Rain or snow, she holds herself to
jhe most rigorous standards of grace: a Liv Tyler with the smile of a young Renee Zellweger, Elbe
is a true beacon of stardom. Her tme colors shine through on the pages of the Bruner. Sitting
quietly, tucked away in the most remote quarters of the computer lab, Elbe appears to be a harm
less creature. But,
upon closer inspec
tion, she reveals
marvelous energy;
from under-classmen
to seniors, she wows
us all. Thank you, Tar.
Thank you.
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