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One can find Jackie Rice, scented candle and all, sitting
in the computer lab hard at work. No longer the young and
naive business editor, she has grown into a strong woman
ready to handle a true section. Making sure that not a blemish
or wrinkle shows on the face of her teachers, Jackie is Trinity’s
very own make-up artist. Better known for being the mediator
over yearbook battles than for her punctuality, Jackie manages
to keep the stress level, in the cave that is the computer lab,
low. She serenades all of us, not with beautiful verse, but
with stories of her true love— Tripp Lake Camp. Her
obsession soon became an annoyance to all, yet with forced smiles and nods, all make Jackie think
that her stories are loved. Jackie created possibly the greatest and funniest faculty section ever to
grace the yearbook. Still, Jackie’s greatest gift to everyone is her upbeat attitude. One must not
forget that Jackie, as the yearbook mom, was able to make all feel welcomed to the family that is
the Bruner staff.
Maxwell Maid, with his eternal promptness, is always the
bright and shining face that greets each of the editors as they stroll
through the door of the computer lab. Even though he may get
sidetracked along the way, as he searches for a hot date over the
Internet, he is continuously impressive in the work that he produces.
Maxwell, along with his faithful sidekick JP, put together colorful sports pages—selecting only the I
most flattering photos of themselves and then proudly placing them in the middle of the collages.
Although Max’s stellar pages are his most obvious contributions to the yearbook, they are not his
only ones: each Saturday, the yearbook staff looks forward to the new batch of jokes that Maxwell i
laboriously created the night before. Even if they are not up to par, we all grin and bear it, because 1
he is The Baron and we must give him the respect that he deserves.
And where would this great group of stars be without their studio president, the great and
powerful Idzal? Her knowledge of all that is PageMaker and Photoshop infuses everyone around \
her. If it were not for her, these young stars would still be living in their twenty-dollar-a-night u
motels off of Hollywood Boulevard. One must not forget all the little people that made this I
production possible. The key grips, with all of their technical I
support, down to the little gophers going out to make runs fori
caffeine-filled beverages. This all wouldn’t have been possible if it I
were not for the help of Josh Puritz, Julie Baruh, Katy Elkin, Nneya I
Richards, Elspeth Rigney, Melissa Yates, Robyn Pront, Caroline!
Blitz, Andre Simone, Lucy Stammell, Carolyn Pride, Peter!
Lieberman, Calvin Sun, and the wonderfully talented artist Lauren I
Schneider. Many thanks to our soon-to-be Wall Street executives
Sarah Naftalis and Zoe Belkin, who kept the funding for this
production off the charts. And now, amigos, we must leave you,
for our imminent sunset ending has finally approached.
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