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Mr. 1984
Looking like a won dollars
Senior Scott Voorhees. Sco;
was wandering the parking],
during the last minutes offjr
hour for reasons he declined
expose.
photo by ELLEN GRADY
IE IRL

Parking Lot Fever. Take the ultimate test to see who you really

are. And believe us- we know. Boy, do we know.

1. As you pull up to your parking stall, #4986*, you notice that the
1994 national champion Nebraska Cornhuskers are holding practice
in your stall. You (a) park in the faculty parking lot, staring Death in
its evil red eye (b) congratulate them on their achievements and
agree that they definitely don't get enough credit (c) do nothing.
Never before have you seen such a dazzling display of grace and
agile strength.

*this only applies to seniors

2. Pulling into the parking lot you notice a fellow scholar dancing
extremely slowly across the aisle right in your path. You (a) remind
him that today you are wearing your NO FEAR t-shirt that says "Sec­
ond place is the first loser" which proves that you are very tough.
Yes, the dancing scholar has picked the wrong person to fool with,
(b) congratulate him on his dance move and agree that dancing
scholars don't get enough credit (c) Join him. There's always time
for dance.

Score yourself now:

1 - (a) 3 (b) T (c) 2 Oops!...
O.K., we know that
2. (a) 1 (b) 2 (c) 3 art teacher Dr.
Virginia Grogan
isn’t in the park­
This is what you are: ing lot... but she is
integrating multi­
1 -2 pts. You are sweetness!! Everyone wants to sit by you in the caf­ cultural educa­
tion into the cur­
eteria and at church. Dr. Jaime Adenoid, of the Yearbook Institute, riculum. On
recommends "a diet of iced squid and high impact Jazzercize with United Nations
Day Grogan was
your grandma.” Your numbers are 6, 87, and 14. sporting a cos­
tume of a wealthy
3-4 pts. You are jealous of seniors with open campus. Dr. Jaime Arabic woman.
Adenoid, of the Yearbook Institute, recommends “hire me as your photo by SARA
ADKISSON
private dancer”. It’s about time for some self-motivation. Go out and
buy M eatloaf s “Bat Out of Hell 2,” and make your departure from Motorhead
Vacation
codependency- this time, for good. Posing exquisitely
5-6 pts. Boy, are you a slob. Dr. Jaime Adenoid, of the Yearbook beside her Ford
Escort is Senior
Institute, says “clean up; talk to a friend." Heather Nelson.
Ms. Nelson loves
cars so incredibly
much that she and
her friends are
planning a trip to
the famed “Car-
henge’’ which is lo­
cated just outside
of Alliance, Ne­
Parking Lot braska. photo by
SARA ADKISSON