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Mr. RHS: Look at all

the Beautiful People

Senior guys strut their stuff hoping
to win the coveted title of Mr RHS.

The night of Yom Kippur this year
was an exciting night for all, no matter
what your denomination. On this night 18
hot and sweaty senior guys strutted their
stuff for a sold-out crowd of panting girls,
disgruntled boyfriends, and a few embar­
rassed parents. This was the long-awaited
1996 Mr. RHS contest.
The 1996 participants included
Siamese twins Jake and Josh Farrell, Jud
the stud Kussman, the ever-so political
Tim Carlson, beastie boy Miah Handley
and, the boy who surprised us all with his
buff bod, Grant Novak. The other pelvis
gyrating contestants included, the menage
a trois of Scott Lacey, Joe Hansler and Jay
Gundy, and g-homey Troy-be-down-with-
me-Antisdel, also Jeremy
Clark, Dana Berth, Adam
Klinker, Marilyn Manson,
Derek Wilson, Zach Bruhn,
Dan Wood, Matt Vashon and
Andy Brock.
For many of the contes­
tants this was their first time
on stage. So prancing half
naked in front of their peers
took a lot of courage. Some
contestants suffered massive
attacks of the butterflies back-
stage, while others had no
fears at all.
“When I was first intro­
duced I was nervous because I
didn’t know what to expect,”
said Tim Carlson. “But after
the first scene, I got used to it.”
“I wasn’t nervous. I’ve been on stage
before so I’m used to it, the lights were too
bright though,” rapped Miah Handley. Clockwise: Mike D.
himself (a.k.a. Miah
The outcome of the 1996 Mr. RHS
Handley) shows off
contest was a surprise. There was not one,
for the ladies because
not two, but THREE Mr. RHS’s. The all he really wants is
winning trio was Scott Lacey, Joe Hansler “girls.” Derek Wilson
and Jay Gundy. This was the first year for struts his stuff for the
more than one contestant to win first place. panting crowd. Lift­
ing his hammer is
Zach Bruhn received the honor of first
Jake Farrell, a mas­
runner up. If the winning trio in any way ter train rider. Disco
could not finish their reign as Mr. RHS, Mania!! Jive-talkers
Zach would step in. Homey G Troy Antisdel Nikki Kaipust, Jud
won third place, written by Suzie Black Kussman, Mandy
and Rachel Shively Blankenship and Ben
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