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                                            I called                                                  F R I D A Y -


                                                                                                     N I G H T
                   Josh Segarra                                                                      P H O N E
                                                                                                      C A L L



         after dark and it was very hard not                                                                 Catching a couple of quick quotes
                                                                                                             from an actor on a red carpet?
                                                                                                             That’s cool, I guess. At Cosmo, we
                  to ask what he was wearing                                                                 prefer to dial up our crushes after-
                                                                                                             hours, when they’re all alone and
                            Okay, fine, I did.  B y   E M I L Y   T A N N E N B A U M                        not even thinking about work...
                                                                                                             kind of like a phone date. Or, I
                                                                                                             mean, a totally professional, offi-
                                                                                                             cial, important interview.
                                                                                                                Which is how I found myself
                                                                                                             spending an intimate evening
                                                                                                             chatting with the hottie from the
                                                                                                             RuPaul drama AJ and the Queen
                                                                                                             (Josh is also the seriously toned
                                                                                                             corrections officer in Orange Is the
                                                                                                             New Black) about takeout, sweat-
                                                                                                             pants, and his competitive edge.



                                                                                              So where are you           Clemente hoodie—my
                                                                                              right now?                 favorite ballplayer of
                                                                                                                         all time.
                                                                                              I’m actually in a little
                                                                                              outdoor alcove in          Sounds cute. Is there
                                                                                              my apartment in            anything I’m tearing you
                                                                                              Montreal. I knew           away from tonight?
                                                                                              we’d be talking, so I
                                                                                                                         I don’t want you to
                                                                                              wanted to sit back
                                                                                                                         judge me on this, but I
                                                                                              in the most relaxing
                                                                                                                         love video games. I’d
                                                                                              part of my place.
                                                                                                                         either be playing
                                                                                              I love a cozy night in.    Madden or NBA 2K or
                                                                                                                         FIFA with my buddies.
                                                                                              Yeah. I’m usually fin-
                                                                                              ished shooting around      I bet you’re pretty
       T YLER JOE. ST YLED BY ANN WANG. GROOMING: M AT THEW TUOZ ZOLI AT SEE M ANAGEMENT.
                                                                                              9 p.m., so my wife         competitive.
                                                                                              and I just chill. We
                                                                                              love ordering takeout.     Oh, yeah. My wife and
         SANDRO JACKET. 7 FOR ALL M ANKIND SHIRT AND JEANS. CONVERSE SNEAKERS.
                                                                                              We’ll get some Indian      I are really into Fantasy
                                                                                              food—some naan,            Football too. She might
                                                                                              some chicken tikka         spitball some ideas off
                                                                                              masala, you know, get      me for trades, but we try
                                                                                              some rice and some         not to help each other
                                                                                              mango chutney. We’ll       out too much. We’re
                                                                                              probably spend 35          both chasing the title.
                                                                     Are you there, Josh?
                                                                                              minutes looking for a      What happens when
                                                                                              movie to watch and         one of you is losing?
                                                                                              then call it a night.
                                                                                                                         When it’s her, I hold
                                                                                              Wow, same. I’ve got
                                                                                              my comfy clothes on....    her tight and kiss her
                                                                       It’s me, a v thirsty writer.
                                                                                              What about you?            and say it’s gonna be
                                                                                                                         okay next week. That’s
                                                                                              I’m in gray Nike           what she does for me
                                                                                              sweats and my favor-       too. But I secretly get a
                                                                                              ite hoodie from a          little joy out of it when
                                                                                              company called Base-       I know she’s getting
                                                                                              ballism. It’s a Roberto    mad about her team.





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