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               your favorite celeb has




               Liked   Twitter                                                                       @ArianaGrande Liked
                                     on



               Let’s explore it, shall we?                                                        Sage @Arianaenae
                                                                                                  Omg ur pregnant              A R I A N A
                                                                         L I L   N A S   X
               B y   E M M A   B A T Y
                                                                                                  @ArianaGrande the            G R A N D E
                                                                          T H E   S U B T E X T   gates !!!!!
                                                                                                                               T H E   S U B T E X T
                                                                          This self-own
                                                                          proves that the                                      Liking a tweet
               A few weeks ago, as                                                                                               about her
                                                                          yeehaw-loving
               I was trolling Rihan-                                     rapper is humble                                     “babyproofed”
               na’s tweets instead           Lua 19-3                    when it comes to                                      home shows
               of doing my actual            @LuadoLebron                 his bad dance                                       that Ari is totally
                                                                                                                              happy to flood
               job, I discovered             The kid behind you is a       moves—and                                          the internet with
                                                                           pretty much
               the Likes tab, just           better dancer than me         agrees with                                        hot gossip about
               chilling there in the         and you together             strangers that                                        herself. She
                                                                                                                              knew this would
               navigation bar. Um,                                       he’s not the next                                     stir up endless
               CLICK. There for my                                         Timberlake.                                        “Ariana Grande
               viewing pleasure                                                                                              Is Preggo” stories
               was everything RiRi                                                                                             and she went
               had ever hearted:                                                                                               for it anyway.
                                                                                                                              Congrats to her
               an absolute gold                                                  @KylieJenner Liked                          on playing us all.
               mine of Parmesan                                               Bailey Johnson @BaileyJohnson97
               memes, vids poking                                             Just reminiscing on the “To Our Daughter”
               fun at her beauty
               line, earnest odes
                                                                              I love it                                    K Y L I E
               to Barbados. And
               suddenly, it felt like          @ChrissyTeigen Liked                                                       J E N N E R
               we were...friends?            Tyler McCall @EiffelTyler                                                   T H E   S U B T E X T
               I’m now incredibly            Listen, NO disrespect to @JohnLegend who is                                  The fact that
               close with all my             a perfectly sexy human being on his own, but                                Kylie hearted
                                             I know in my BONES he got that largely on the                               this line about
               famous crushes—               power of association with @ChrissyTeigen and
               and I finally *get*           THAT is the kind of energy I am trying to bring                              friend Jordyn
               their personalities.          into my own relationship
               See for yourself.
                                                                           C H R I S S Y                                  checking her
                                                                            T E I G E N                                  mentions. This

                                                                                                                          is a random
                                        @Lizzo Liked                       T H E   S U B T E X T
                     L I Z Z O                                           She lovingly posts
                                     That Bitch @HotGirlDegu                                                              tweet has no
                   T H E   S U B T E X T  Travis has been with his        about her family,                               engagement,
                                                                          but in her spare
                     Lizzo is a      side chick for years. Mean-         time, Chrissy’s also                            meaning Kylie
                    straight-up      while, y’all were screaming          the head cheer-
                    conspiracy       “goals” at him and Kylie


                                                                                                                         and I’m pretty           LIL NAS X, GR ANDE, LIZ ZO, TEIGEN, JENNER: GET T Y IM AGES.














                   Hurts,” I’m a
                   believer too.





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