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If your fingers are up here: You pride yourself on knowing everything. No wonder your friends use you as their personal Google.

W H A T
T H E S E

O T H E R
H A B I T S
M E A N

If you start at
the beginning
“It’s like this for a
reason.” —You, at
least twice a week

If you start
at the end
You lurve being
different. You
might even read
backward just to
If you fold it over... If you lay it on your lap... *look* different.
Honestly, though,
You’re the type to show up right before the two- Teachers called you out for texting in class, but you it’s working. Clout.
minute Uber grace period runs out and announce charmed your way out of any actual detention. Now
yourself like you’ve been waiting for hours. P.S. We you consistently leave your 9-to-5 at 4:45 because
see you thinking about bailing on the rest of this page. your boss thinks you’re the cutest (because you are).

If you take out
the subscription
cards first
You’re all about
cutting to the
chase—only
the essentials
matter. Related:
You use Gmail
auto responses,
like, all the time.

If you keep
those cards in
FOMO is slowly
destroying your
life. What are you
waiting for? Just
use them, dude.

H O W W E
If you spread it on a table... If you double-fist it up high... K N O W

Reading this from your corner office? Hell yes you You often mistake genuine compliments for shade.
Karen Donaldson,
are! A flat lay–esque strategy suggests you pay those Holding a mag like this signals that you’re a lil defen- body-language
credit-card bills on time and own work presentations sive (even while consuming delightful content)...or expert and public-
like J.Lo at any given awards show. you’re, like, legitimately hiding. Either way! speaking coach

If your fingers are down here: You’re clutch at multitasking. In fact, your texting-and-walking skills are legendary.