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                memorable  passages  from  some  sermon  that  took  his
                fancy,  witty  remarks  overheard in  conversation,  'taffeta
                phrases,  silken  terms  precise,  three-piled  hyperboles'
                that  came his way and  if captured  might  be used  again
                by  himself  as  opportunity  offered.  I  call  to  mind  an
                undergraduate  of my acquaintance at Cambridge thirty
                years  ago  who  filled  note-books  with  epigrams  from
                Oscar Wilde's plays and essays, with which he afterwards
                larded his own talk; and the young men of Shakespeare's
                day  took  the  same  path.  The  Osrics  made  a  'yeasty
                collection,'  and  the  Benedicks  'guarded'  'the  body  of
                their  discourse'  'with  fragments'  compiled  in  similar
                fashion.  In  Have  with  you  to  Saffron  Walden  Nashe
                gives  us  an  imaginary  picture  of  his  enemy  Gabriel
                Harvey pleading in the law-courts, and filling his speech
                with  such strange ink-horn terms that  'we  should  haue
                the  Proctors  and  Registers  as  busie  with  their  Table-
                                                  1
                books as might  bee, to  gather  phrases .'  Above all, the
                tables  came into  play at the theatre; and  where  else in
                the  whole  history  of the  world  has there  been  a  richer
                harvest for such gleaning? I  am one that hath seen this
                                        '
                play often,' says a character in the Induction to Marston's
                Malcontent, which  Shakespeare's  company  was playing
                within a year  or  so of Hamlet', I  have most of the jests
                                            '
                                    2
                here  in  my table-book ';  and  the  unkindest  cut in  the
                attack  upon  an  unnamed  clown  which  appears  in  the
                First Quarto  of Hamlet,  but  not in  the  Second  Quarto
                or the  Folio, is that he  'keeps one suit of jests, as a man
                is known by one suit of apparel' so that 'gentlemen quote
                his jests  down  in  their  tables  before  they  come  to  the
                play.' * The subtilty of Shakespeare's jesting, the double
                and  triple  meanings  of  his  quibbles,  need  not  then
                disturb  our  sense of probability. The judicious, and  no
                doubt often  the injudicious  also, the  Master  Slenders or
                Master  Froths,  brought  their  tables  with  them,  took
                             1
                              McKerrow, op. cit. iii. 46.
                             2
                              Bullen,  Marston, i. 200.
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