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                                                                      C O S M O   Q
                               This is the kinda V-Day




                                     you’re really having




                                               And my god, kudos to every Cosmo reader

                                        who chooses the 14th for a first date.  B y   S A R A H   W E L D O N




                                                                                                                  P L A N S   T H A T
              O H   H E Y !                              Do you actually do Valentine’s Day?                      D O N ’ T   S U C K
               Wanna weigh
              in? Follow us on                       58%                 25%                  17%
                Twitter for our                     If I’m in a     Starting February 1,    I would rather
                  next poll.                         serious       I only eat heart candy    vom. I know          “I went to a Fift y
                                                                                                                   Shades Freed
                                                   relationship,    and buy drugstore     that’s harsh, but
                                                      yes!           stuffed animals.         yeah.            screening by myself.”

                 And your ideal plan is
                     what exactly?                                                                                “I made a pillow
                                                                                                                  fort in the living
                          66%                                                                                     room, ordered a
                  Maybe something chill with      Would you          77%          15%         8%                    ton of sushi,
                      my S.O. involving           be upset if     Low-key, yes.   I’d be upset   It’s a deal       stocked up on
                  takeout and doing the sex.      your lovah      But it wouldn’t   if they   breaker, and         bubbles, and
                                                didn’t want to       ruin us.   wanted to.  I don’t care         watched movies.”
                          27%
                                                  celebrate?                               who knows it.
                     A fancy dinner. It’s a
                     classic for a reason.                                                                         “My mom and I
                                                                                                                 got sauv y-b-drunk
                                                                                              Pls apologize     and ate chocolate-
                                                                                             to this chocolate
                                                                                              immediately.         covered fruit.”


                                                                                                                 “Ever y year, I fall
                                                                                                                  asleep by 9 p.m.
                                                                                                                  alone in my bed.
                           7%                                                                                      It’s glorious.”
                   IDEK, but my roommate
                 will probably make me watch
                                                                                                                     “I dumped
                   When Harry Met Sally....
                                                                                                                  my ex-boyfriend
                                                                                                                      via text.”



                 Okay, but what about
                    Galentine’s Day?
                                                                                                                   Have you ever
                                                                                                               scheduled a first date
                                                                                                                   *on* this day?
                    59%  I’ll go to a party
                     if a friend hosts one.
                                                                                                                        59%
                                                                                                                   I’m not a masochist!

                 21%  I feel nothing about this.                                                                  36%         F E B
                                                                                                                 Buy me       14
                                                                                                                pizza and                         DANIELLE DALY; ST YLED BY MIAKO K ATOH.
                                                                                                                I might be    5%
                   20%  I am Leslie Knope;                                                                      open to it.  More than
                     Leslie Knope is me.                                                                                    once, TBH.








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