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The sixth  grade  introduced  us  to  "feuding  at  the     A  new teacher greeted  us  in the  eighth grade; his
         top  levels.”  Mrs.  Cullen,  our  English  teacher,  had   name was Mr.  Sipp. We also got  a  taste of  the "big
         told  us  that  we  could  not  go out  for  sports  because   name” teachers—F)r. Odell taught us French, and Mr.
         we  had been bad  little boys.  But Mr. Spicer was  put     Fuller  taught  us  Fatin.  Nevertheless,  our  most  im­
         in charge  of  us  for  the  afternoon,  was  not  told  of   portant  teachers  were  "Frisbee”  Conners,  who  once
         our  punishment,  and  let  us  go  out.  For  once  the    got caught  in  a  wire  booby  trap set by  some  of  his
                                                                     more  imaginative  brats,  and  Mr.  Adams,  the  Mr.
         punches  were  thrown  at  someone  besides  us!  That
         was  the  year  of  the  yo-yos,  the  pea-shooters,  and   Wizard who will always be remembered  for blowing
         Mr.  Allen’s  ' Pennies  from  Heaven,”  a  game  which     up  the science  lab  and  breaking a  desk at  which  an
         won  for  the  superior  baseball  players  free  awful-    unsuspecting  student  had  been  sitting.  The  worst
         awfuls.  Dick  Richardson  ran  for  the  office  of  class   experience  for  us  eighth  graders  was  giving  chapel
         president  and  decided  to  call  himself  Fidel  Castro.   talks  in  the  morning  without  even  using  notes. We
         Immediately  posters  were posted  al  lover  the  room     started  having parties for relief  .  .  .
         declaring  Fidel  a  boon  to  mankind.  The  signs  had      In  1961  we  walked  into  the  storybook  land  of
         to be taken down; but Dick was elected anyway.              Upper School.  Mr.  Johnson’s  Bible  classes  put  us  in
            Mr.  Sprague  ushered  us  into  Middle  School  in
          1959. That was the year that the mystic magic marker       the  proper  frame  of  mind  for  Mr.  Meserve’s  group
                                                                     therapy;  but  it  all  went  out  the  window  in  Jo  Jo
         made his mark, every day in a new place. The culprit        Fadd’s  math  class,  in  which  Tucky  Gilbane  used  to
          is still at large. Mr. Sprague was a severe disciplinar­   declare  as  he  walked  out  the  door,  "This  is  goin’
          ian;  his  demerit  system  made  many  students  work
         on  Saturday  mornings!  Our  science  classes  were        right  to  the  top!”  It  was  unfortunate  that  that  the
                                                                     "top” was down on us, though;  for Mr. Cunningham
         sparked  by  a  pyromaniac  named  Mr.  Nash,  whose        never quite  got  over  our  hissing  in  chapel.  His  ears
          favorite  experiment  resulted  in  burning  his  finger­  are  still  red!  And  who  can  forget  Frank  Fulton’s
          nails. Mr. Coutts once tied up Sedge Watson’s hands;       green  handkerchief,  which  he  flourished  constantly
          and we do not yet know why. Perhaps it was because         in study hall?  That was the year that Doc started his
          of  examinations.                                          kingly  track  empire,  that  John  Bartlett  made  high
                                                                     honors  (my, that was long ago!), and that "Common
                                                                     Man”  Medoff  almost  took  over the  hierarchy  of  the
                                                                     class.
                                                                       Mr.  Sulloway  introduced  us  to  elementary  law  by
                                                                     way  of  Salem  in  the  tenth  grade. That was  also  the
                                                                     year of a new sport at Moses Brown—witch hunting.
                                                                     Spit  fights  kept  the  classes  lively;  and  some  noses
                                                                     began  to  change  color.  In  art class  Mr.  Wang  sup­
                                                                     plemented  the  physical fitness  program  with Chinese
                                                                     exercises;  and,  to  the  distress  of  student  proctors,
                                                                     "Uncle Jack’s  dearies”  rolled  noisly  down  the  aisles
                                                                     of  study  hall.  Mr.  Owers  fattened  many  an  average;
                                                                     hence  Darrell  Ross’s  immortal  exclamation,  "I’m  so
                                                                     fat!”  The  high  point  of  the  year  undoubtedly  was
                                                                     the glee club’s trip to Yale. We took a bus down but
                                                                     easily could  have  floated  back!  The  year  came  to  a
                                                                     crashing end when Jim Bulman, clad in his infamous
                                                                     plaid jacket, delivered the resounding "Boomlay, boom-
                                                                     lay, boomlay, boom!’
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