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Our  junior  year  was  one  of  incessant  hacking-      About  half  way  through  the year  it  seemed  evident
       off  for  some,  college  phobia  for  others.  We  moved   that Mr. Cunningham favored hunting to headmaster­
       into  the  new building and  even occupied  ten  carrels    ing,  so  off  he  went  to  walk  the  wild  woods  of
       until  Mr.  Cunningham  found  out  (he  hadn’t  quite      Virginia.  Mr.  Whittier  graciously  left  his  post  to
       caught  up  with things  yet).  But our  disappointment     fill  the  void.  Thus,  in  the  place  of  strict  discipline
       was  easily  assuaged  by  that  other  "striking”  innova­  emerged  mid-afternoon  golf  games  and  excursions
                                                                   to the World’s Fair  (not strictly limited to glee club
       tion,  Pretty  Lady’s  gallery.  Two  new  organizations
       were formed that year, the Jolly Poets’ Club and  the       members).  But  undoubtedly  the  event  that  most
       7:45  Club,  but  were almost  wiped  out  by  that  hot    gladdened  the  heart  of  many  a  repressed  soul  was
       new  sport,  match  football.  One  other  organization,    the  foundering  of a  number of  wonderhorses  in  the
       the  Proscenium  Club,  recruited  several  of  the  class   Babe’s stable.
       "retards” to present a highly realistic Miracle  Worker.      We  arrived  in  our  senior  year  with  only  nine
                                                                   months to go.  Under  the  intense  pressure  of college
                                                                   applications,  refusals,  Merit  Tests  (ten  of  us  were
                                                                   finalists, a record), and  intra-class competition  (usu­
                                                                   ally  for the  B-5  list),  we  found  little  time  for  such
                                                                   trivial  publications  as  the  Quaker.  Indeed,  the  only
                                                                   relief  we  had  all  year  from  comparing  broad  scores
                                                                   was  in  the  form  of  a  delicious  turkey  dish  that
                                                                   seemed  to  loosen  things  up  a  bit.  The  subsequent
                                                                   "Open  Door”  policy  enabled  us  to  leave  class  at
                                                                   our  own  discretion,  which  unfortunately  was  not
                                                                   always good.  Under pressure the only boys who kept
                                                                   their  nonchalance  were  the  basketball  players,  as
                                                                   their 2  to  11  record will attest. Tension was released
                                                                   in  various  other  ways,  such  as Ronny  Dario’s  exotic
                                                                   dancing, karate  bouts  in  the comfort station, Dakota
                                                                   assemblies,  and  invigorating  Nature Club  field  days.
                                                                   Our  class  intellectuals  decided  to  dedicate  the  year­
                                                                   book to Gerry Zeoli  and  to  compose  a  rather Nutty
                                                                   class  song which  began, "Ooo  ah, ooo eeh  .  .  .!” To
                                                                    further  demonstrate  rheir  liberal  tendenices,  the
                                                                   class gave  Barry  Goldwater  a  "shamful”  majority  in
                                                                   the  polls  but  welcomed  Lyndon  Johnson  to  Lloyd
                                                                   Avenue  all  the  same.  To  prepare  us  for  the  adult
                                                                   world of college our teachers imparted such words of
                                                                   wisdom  as  "Figures lie and  liars figure”  and  the  im­
                                                                    mortal "Yeass!”
                                                                      We  leave  Moses  Brown  now  to  let  our  mixed
                                                                   emotions  mellow  into  fond  memories.  And  as  we
                                                                    leave  we  hear  someone  in  the  distance  exclaim,
                                                                    "They’re  in  a  hell  of  a  shape  for  the  shape  they’re
                                                                    in, but they’re  in a  hell of a shape!”
                     Great  words  of  wisdom
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